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Are Cartoons Getting Sluttier?

I can admit it; I am not the best girl. I am okay. I know how to tuck this in, push that out, and spruce myself up a bit. But interests in conventionally feminine things have eluded me. Isn’t shaving once a season enough for this world?

I have been working to socialize my daughter so that she too, sticks to my principles of being a low maintenance chick. So far, my influence seems to be permeating her psyche. She is not captivated by showers, or changing her clothes – which is not only convenient for me, but we are also doing our part as environmentalists by saving water. You’re welcome!

I have taught her the value of seeing her fingernails as functional tools to pick her nose with, rather than fashion accessories to paint and gloss. And she has no problem rocking her braids for up to 4 or 5 days regardless of the forming of dreads. So far I’m doing a pretty decent job of enforcing my beliefs onto my kid.

Yet the one place where we diverge is The Munch is really into Disney Princesses, My Little Pony, Strawberry Shortcake, and every toy designed for girls to be girls. This is not something I want to change about her (because I already tried and failed) but I do have a ton of questions for the artists rendering these characters.

When I was a kid, Strawberry Shortcake had a boxy body, like that of a child, or a piece of cake. It was a square shape. Something a young girl could relate to. Having a body like a square. The modern Strawberry Shortcake has a skinny physique that is long and lean like Giselle. Ummm… Her name is Strawberry SHORT CAKE… shouldn’t she look like a piece of cake, not a model who is runway ready!?

And what is with the Disney Princesses? Why does every one of them have a “come fuck me” look on their face? Seriously!? It’s one thing to be drawn with a waist to hips ratio that defies all laws of physics, but do they have to have an expression that suggests they are ready for a threesome?

Most writers creating narratives for girls are seemingly trying to espouse more feminist values, but whoever is drawing these ladies is making them look excessively saucy.

Tell me I’m wrong! They have such a porno look on their faces!

Strawberry Shortcake then…

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And here she is now?!

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What is Rapunzel thinking about? Maybe “Sure, I’ll put your balls in my mouth.” And that lecherous lizard is like “I got two right here for ya.”

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What is Jasmine trying to tell us? How about “I’ve got a secret. I do anal.” And her Tiger Raja is ready in line. “You bet your sweet ass you do.”

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Here Sleeping Beauty is saying, “Go ahead, come on my face.” And that owl is like “get ready bitch.”

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3 Responses to Are Cartoons Getting Sluttier?

  1. Laszlo Nagy says:

    I think you are right. It is all in the actual details of the expressions, just as you observe (and here we do have to in fact to do the work of the Art Historian to make the case further). Clearly, parents themselves must be arbiters of taste for their children if they are to safeguard their moral as well as aesthetic development. I do think however that viewing such matter in the company of one’s parents (such as we had when we saw R Rated movies as children) can safeguard a child’s mind against any covert aesthetic agenda.

  2. John Paul says:

    Toni’s 2016 Disney Calander,
    complete with new & original captions!

    You would sell millions, sadly.

    Great work, as always. Your blog is always a refreshing dose of honesty. Thank you for sharing your mind with us.

  3. Lizzie says:

    New Strawberry Shortcake has serious cankles though

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