October 1, 2014 • Views: 38
I do not take “no” for an answer. If I am trying to get a something done and people say “no” to me – I
September 29, 2014 • Views: 250
As a lady, one thing I am not supposed to talk about is farts. I am not sure why they are so taboo for a lady to do.
September 24, 2014 • Views: 229
Even though I love the shit out of my kid, being “the mom” can sometimes seriously suck. Whenever The Munch is
September 22, 2014 • Views: 301
There are a lot of things that we are supposed to say in order not to seem like total sociopaths. I am supposed to say
September 18, 2014 • Views: 230
Kids these days are waxing off their public hair so their genitalia looks like Daddy Warbuck’s head. Ripping out
September 15, 2014 • Views: 364
When someone is an asshole to me, my initial reaction is usually “Wow you really suck salty scrotums. I hope you
September 10, 2014 • Views: 467
So I watched the promo video for the new Apple iWatch and now I want to abandon all my modern belongings, strip myself
September 8, 2014 • Views: 214
Sometimes I ask myself, “What is going to stop men from raping women or beating them within inches of their lives?”
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! Chip off the old block! Pee-wee, listen to reason. You are doing everythin...
That is a face of someone who does not take "no" for an answer!...
She is now going to tell all her little friends that her Mommy makes big smelly farts!...
Oh this was a good post. It made me go "yaaaah, is there a "sick mom" in gay couple families?", and "hahaha ba...
Toni Bologna is a writer who composes many text messages and answers most emails. She currently lives in New Hampsha where she is raising hell and the spawn of her loins.
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