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April 17, 2014 • Views: 12733

Would You Send Your Teenage Daughter To a Place Called...

The summer I turned 14, my parents basically said “get the fuck away from us.” Maybe they were a little subtler

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November 10, 2014 • Views: 12510

Losing My Virginity

I am not sure why I feel compelled to tell this story. Maybe because I spent an ample amount of time watching Madonna

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May 22, 2014 • Views: 8265

My First (and last) Male Stripper

When I turned 18, my girl friends and I had an amazing idea. We would hire a male dancer for my birthday party – I

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August 25, 2014 • Views: 8100

Those Modern Teenagers

Every generation looks at teenagers and thinks they are corrupted by modernity. It is natural to glorify your own

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January 4, 2016 • Views: 7296

My Failed Modeling Career

When I was a kid, my cousin was a child model. This made me think that maybe I should try it, because her smiling face

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January 28, 2014 • Views: 6652

Ummmmm Was I a Teenage Alcoholic?

I started drinking when I was 11. Well, let me rephrase that, the first time I got drunk I was 2, but I started

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February 25, 2014 • Views: 6511

Is it Okay To Give Your Kid Sleeping Pills?

When I was a young kid, my parents often called me “manic,” and at times “bipolar.” I am pretty sure I was

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August 12, 2014 • Views: 5565

The House You Grew Up In

The house you grew up in is almost as profound as the people you grew up with. It is like a character in the story of

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July 12, 2013 • Views: 54482

Pussy Control

Guess what I have been researching??? Pussy juice! Yes that is right! The copulins that are produced by the woman’s

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January 13, 2011 • Views: 27230

Baby Rashes and Breast Milk

As I was staring at my beautiful little baby’s face, I noticed something. A rash. Gasp! “Mom! What is this? What is

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January 21, 2013 • Views: 27147

My Armpits Are a Political Statement

As a woman, shaving your armpits is actually a really big deal. It is like the hair under your arms is a metaphorical

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December 31, 2012 • Views: 21441

Did I just do some permanent damage?

You know how certain people can really push your buttons, and sometimes their provocation makes you act out in ways you

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August 26, 2013 • Views: 18066

Little Girl, Grown Up Clothes

The other day The Munch wanted to run through the sprinklers wearing her green-stripped bikini that my mom had bought

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July 31, 2014 • Views: 17967

Can I Volunteer To Not Volunteer?

There are not that many things that make me feel old. The fact that I smoked my first cigarette 23 years ago, used the

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March 12, 2013 • Views: 17913

Semi-abusive adults

The greatest lessons I have leaned in life have come from hardships. I don’t think I did a lot of growing when I

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February 26, 2014 • Views: 16931

How Much Time Do You Spend in Front of the...

How much time do you spend in front of the mirror? Unless you are the witch in Snow White, do you really need more than

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June 7, 2017 • Views: 2979

Holy Shit I’m Getting Body Dysmorphia!

Do you guys have a good relationship to your body? Have you always? Mine has waxed and waned, much like the moon, or a

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August 11, 2014 • Views: 3939

The Mystery Of Miscarriages

A week ago, one of my closest friends found out she was pregnant. She took the test and her life was changed forever in

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October 10, 2011 • Views: 2621

Birth As Performance Art

A Brooklyn woman is turning her birth into performance art by putting herself and her last weeks of pregnancy on

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May 11, 2011 • Views: 2741

“We Are Trying ;)”

The other day I am at a dinner party talking to a newly married couple and a few members of their family. I guess

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June 29, 2010 • Views: 3723

The language around birth is scary as f*ck!

So what is with the language around birth? Do you not find it a bit intimidating? 1) Labor: So the only words

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June 25, 2010 • Views: 7178

“But Officer… I am wicked pregnant and super have to...

“But Officer… I am wicked pregnant and I super have to pee!” Who would have known that the above words would

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June 12, 2010 • Views: 3996

I Am Special Because I am Pregnant

I am special because I am pregnant… Being preggo is probably the only time in a chick’s life where random people

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July 14, 2014 • Views: 21243

Vanity and Beauty In The One Eyed Beholder

We are living in an age of vanity. There are too many technological gadgets to document ourselves, and too many outlets

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October 5, 2012 • Views: 19347

Pee diaper

This is an actual conversation I had with the Munch the other morning. “Munch, we are going to change your diaper

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July 11, 2013 • Views: 15671

It’s Okay To Be in a Bad Mood, But You...

People are moody and emotional. It is part of the human experience. We are always talking, and thinking, about how

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August 4, 2014 • Views: 14393

Does Pain Have to Be So Dramatic?

I don’t understand why when kids cry; they have to cry so damn loud. There is always a wail beneath their weeping

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Past Blogs

Old School Stories

Would You Send Your Teenage Daughter To a Place Called...

Losing My Virginity

My First (and last) Male Stripper

Those Modern Teenagers

My Failed Modeling Career

Ummmmm Was I a Teenage Alcoholic?

Is it Okay To Give Your Kid Sleeping Pills?

The House You Grew Up In

Childbearing

Pussy Control

Baby Rashes and Breast Milk

My Armpits Are a Political Statement

Did I just do some permanent damage?

Little Girl, Grown Up Clothes

Can I Volunteer To Not Volunteer?

Semi-abusive adults

How Much Time Do You Spend in Front of the...

Being Preggo

Holy Shit I’m Getting Body Dysmorphia!

The Mystery Of Miscarriages

Birth As Performance Art

“We Are Trying ;)”

The language around birth is scary as f*ck!

“But Officer… I am wicked pregnant and super have to...

I Am Special Because I am Pregnant

Kids being ridiculous

Vanity and Beauty In The One Eyed Beholder

Pee diaper

It’s Okay To Be in a Bad Mood, But You...

Does Pain Have to Be So Dramatic?

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