Old School Stories

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  November 10, 2014 • Views: 14007

  Losing My Virginity

  I am not sure why I feel compelled to tell this story. Maybe because I spent an ample amount of time watching Madonna

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  April 17, 2014 • Views: 13799

  Would You Send Your Teenage Daughter To a Place Called...

  The summer I turned 14, my parents basically said “get the fuck away from us.” Maybe they were a little subtler

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  January 4, 2016 • Views: 10072

  My Failed Modeling Career

  When I was a kid, my cousin was a child model. This made me think that maybe I should try it, because her smiling face

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  May 22, 2014 • Views: 9968

  My First (and last) Male Stripper

  When I turned 18, my girl friends and I had an amazing idea.  We would hire a male dancer for my birthday party – I

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  August 25, 2014 • Views: 9412

  Those Modern Teenagers

  Every generation looks at teenagers and thinks they are corrupted by modernity. It is natural to glorify your own

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  February 25, 2014 • Views: 7792

  Is it Okay To Give Your Kid Sleeping Pills?

  When I was a young kid, my parents often called me “manic,” and at times “bipolar.”  I am pretty sure I was

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  January 28, 2014 • Views: 7582

  Ummmmm Was I a Teenage Alcoholic?

  I started drinking when I was 11.  Well, let me rephrase that, the first time I got drunk I was 2, but I started

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  August 12, 2014 • Views: 6955

  The House You Grew Up In

  The house you grew up in is almost as profound as the people you grew up with. It is like a character in the story of

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Childbearing

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  July 12, 2013 • Views: 58195

  Pussy Control

  Guess what I have been researching??? Pussy juice! Yes that is right! The copulins that are produced by the woman’s

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  January 13, 2011 • Views: 28494

  Baby Rashes and Breast Milk

  As I was staring at my beautiful little baby’s face, I noticed something. A rash. Gasp! “Mom! What is this? What is

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  January 21, 2013 • Views: 28400

  My Armpits Are a Political Statement

  As a woman, shaving your armpits is actually a really big deal.  It is like the hair under your arms is a metaphorical

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  December 31, 2012 • Views: 22811

  Did I just do some permanent damage?

  You know how certain people can really push your buttons, and sometimes their provocation makes you act out in ways you

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  August 26, 2013 • Views: 19101

  Little Girl, Grown Up Clothes

  The other day The Munch wanted to run through the sprinklers wearing her green-stripped bikini that my mom had bought

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  July 31, 2014 • Views: 18998

  Can I Volunteer To Not Volunteer?

  There are not that many things that make me feel old. The fact that I smoked my first cigarette 23 years ago, used the

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  February 26, 2014 • Views: 18994

  How Much Time Do You Spend in Front of the...

  How much time do you spend in front of the mirror? Unless you are the witch in Snow White, do you really need more than

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  March 12, 2013 • Views: 18918

  Semi-abusive adults

  The greatest lessons I have leaned in life have come from hardships.  I don’t think I did a lot of growing when I

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Being Preggo

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  June 7, 2017 • Views: 4166

  Holy Shit I’m Getting Body Dysmorphia!

  Do you guys have a good relationship to your body? Have you always? Mine has waxed and waned, much like the moon, or a

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  August 11, 2014 • Views: 4977

  The Mystery Of Miscarriages

  A week ago, one of my closest friends found out she was pregnant. She took the test and her life was changed forever in

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  October 10, 2011 • Views: 3615

  Birth As Performance Art

  A Brooklyn woman is turning her birth into performance art by putting herself and her last weeks of pregnancy on

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  May 11, 2011 • Views: 3873

  “We Are Trying ;)”

  The other day I am at a dinner party talking to a newly married couple and a few members of their family. I guess

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  June 29, 2010 • Views: 4704

  The language around birth is scary as f*ck!

  So what is with the language around birth?  Do you not find it a bit intimidating? 1)    Labor: So the only words

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  June 25, 2010 • Views: 8221

  “But Officer… I am wicked pregnant and super have to...

  “But Officer… I am wicked pregnant and I super have to pee!” Who would have known that the above words would

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  June 12, 2010 • Views: 5008

  I Am Special Because I am Pregnant

  I am special because I am pregnant… Being preggo is probably the only time in a chick’s life where random people

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Kids being ridiculous

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  October 5, 2012 • Views: 22647

  Pee diaper

  This is an actual conversation I had with the Munch the other morning. “Munch, we are going to change your diaper

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  July 14, 2014 • Views: 22401

  Vanity and Beauty In The One Eyed Beholder

  We are living in an age of vanity. There are too many technological gadgets to document ourselves, and too many outlets

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  July 11, 2013 • Views: 16604

  It’s Okay To Be in a Bad Mood, But You...

  People are moody and emotional.  It is part of the human experience.  We are always talking, and thinking, about how

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  August 4, 2014 • Views: 15516

  Does Pain Have to Be So Dramatic?

  I don’t understand why when kids cry; they have to cry so damn loud. There is always a wail beneath their weeping

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