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Doing Stuff For Yourself Sucks

One of the many annoying things about having a young child is how much you have to do for them. I don’t mean the keeping them alive part, but dealing with all the stuff that they can’t do because they are uncoordinated… or won’t do because they are jerks… and maybe you don’t want them to do because they suck at it. You have to wipe their butts, brush their teeth, get them juice from the fridge, help them get dressed, make sure they wash their hands with soap, assist with every cleaning process. This list goes on and on like that winding road the Beatles sang about semi off key. I am not only driving just Miss Daisy, but also serving her day and night like Alfred does Batman – yet without the glamour of a tuxedo.

Now that The Munch is four, I feel like we have reached an age where she should do a lot of shit on her own. If children in the Amazonian rainforest can handle a machete, my kid can figure out how to put on underwear so it’s not backwards – a fudgie should be pretty obvious by this point.

The quest for Munch’s autonomy is not just predicated on ability alone however, but also motivation. I want her to want to do these things, and feel empowered by her growing faculties. I don’t want to have to ask or fight about this crap. She should be inspired to grab life by the balls, and get her own fucking water.

Lucky for me, recently The Munch gave me the perfect tool for manipulation to get this going.

Munch: Mom, I really want to get earrings.
Toni: Why do you want to get earrings?
Munch: Because your mom told me that you had them when you were a little girl, and now I feel jealous.
Toni: Well, I am not sure you are ready for earrings.
Munch: BUT WHY MOM!!? I REALLY WANT EARRINGS! IT IS NOT FAIR!
Toni: Munch you are so particular about your clothes, I cannot handle negotiating another accessory. If you can’t find the right headband you fly into a fit of rage. I don’t want to deal with taking care of your earrings.
Munch: But I will take care of them!
Toni: Okay here is the deal. If you can show me for one month that you can be responsible for your own body. You can get earrings before school starts.
Munch: Okay!!!!!!!!!
Toni: But Munch… that means you have to get yourself dressed, put your clothes away, clean up your room, and make your bed. Anything you are physically capable of executing, you have to do. You have to be responsible for your own body, and show me you can take care of it, your space, and your things.
Munch: DEAL!

You want to know what ?! For a week this totally worked!! The Munch did everything on her own, and if she tried to complain I would just say “it looks like you are still too young for earrings then,” and she would do it immediately. Life was amazing, and I felt like a Machiavellian genius.

But on the 8th day I went in her room and her bed wasn’t made.

Toni: Munch? What is going on you haven’t made your bed?
Munch: Yeah… maybe I will do it this afternoon.
Toni: No way. That is not our deal. We aren’t going to fight about these things. If you want earrings you have to do this stuff on your own without Mamma asking you too.
Munch: But MOM… doing everything myself and being responsible for my body is too much work!!! Maybe I will just get earrings when I am six.

(Here we are…. chilling on the unmade bed)

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One Response to Doing Stuff For Yourself Sucks

  1. olgadavidson says:

    God Toni, You really missed an opportunity on this one. You could have bribed her piercing by piercing. If you ever do get her ears pierced, don’t forget that Ginan gave her 25 k earrings with turquoise stones to ward off the evil eye. Remember that you got your ears pierced when you could swim in the deep end. It was your idea, not mine.

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