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I Have Met My Match (and she will destroy me)

I am a really hard person to argue with. Not that I am mean or nasty. I will not call you vile names or spit in your general direction – unless I am hanging out my Llama friends. Yet I am a master manipulator of logic. I will sieve through your rational, pluck apart your reasoning, and destroy you with a flawless case of why I am right and you are wrong.

And just to be clear… I am always right.

I have yet to come away from a disagreement saying, “you are right… I was wrong… sorry.”

Until now…

I have met my match you guys, and she is a 4-year old Munch.

It all started one fateful evening over dinner. The Munch was eating pesto and pasta, and I was sitting across from her enjoying a plate of sand. (I heard its good for your colon). Because my mouth was rather dry, I took a sip of her apple cider. Munch took notice….

Munch: It’s good apple cider huh Ma?
Toni: It sure is!
Munch: I got it with Liliana at the coop after gymnastics. I like it a lot.
Toni: We should get it again some time. It is quite delicious.

We both continued our meals, and again I felt the sensations of thirst. I reached across the table, and took another sip. Yet this time, my actions were met with INTENSE FUCKING RAGE!

Munch: MOM YOU KEEP TAKING SIPS OF MY APPLE CIDER AND NOW IT IS ALMOST ALL GONE!! STOP DOING THAT! NEVER TAKE SIPS OF MY APPLE CIDER AGAIN! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHAAA!
Toni: Dude! That is so unfair! I share with you all the time!
Munch: BUT YOU ARE DRINKING ALL MY APPLE CIDER AND NOW IT IS ALMOST ALL GONE!
Toni: Ummm that is so not true. I had two sips, and they were small sips!
Munch: I AM NEVER SHARING WITH YOU EVER AGAIN!!
Toni: Dude!!! You are being wicked selfish! I share everything with you! How would you like it if I never shared with you again?
Munch: BUT YOU DRANK ALL MY APPLE CIDER SO I AM NEVER SHARING WITH YOU EVER EVER EVER AGAIN EVER!!!!
Toni: Munch… that is a terrible thing to say. You share with people you love because you love them. You share with people because it is the right thing to do. Being selfish is a terrible personality trait. Getting this mad about apple cider is absurd. We can easily get more tomorrow, or I can put water in it so you have more.
Munch: BUT THEN IT WILL BE WATERY APPLE CIDER! I AM NOT SHARING WITH YOU ANY MORE!!!
Toni: Well what is a good solution? What can we do about this?
Munch: YOU CAN NEVER TAKE SIPS EVER AGAIN!
Toni: You know what Munch? There are kids all over the world who have so much less than you – children who have hardly anything to eat or drink. They are starving and thirsty all the time. Yet they still share with their family. They are not selfish. You have everything you could ever want. You have juice all the time. Yet you are going to get this irrationally mad at your Mamma, yell and cry, just because you don’t want me to have a sip of your juice?
Munch: WELL IT WAS MY JUICE, AND YOU DRANK ALL OF IT!! I GOT IT WITH LILIANA AND IT WAS MINE!! WAHHHHHAHHHHHWAHHHHHAAA!!
Toni: Okay… that is enough. You have to go to your room.
Munch: BUT I WANT MY JUICE!
Toni: Fine, bring your cider to your room – but you have to think about how you treat people.

The Munch stormed off crying and yelling to herself about how unfair I was. I stayed in the kitchen fuming. My head was spinning with rage. “What a little shit!!! I didn’t drink all her fucking apple cider! I had two sips!!!! Fine, there wasn’t that much left, but what the dick!!!??? This first world entitled mentality bullshit is goddamn bullshit. I am sure there are kids in the open tundra of Uzbekistan who share their last drops of goat milk with their mom!!!! Am I seriously raising a spoiled post-modern monster who flips the fuck out over sharing a sip of her drink!!??”

The Munch then came into the kitchen – her tears dried, and disturbingly calm.

Munch: Mom, I wasn’t mad because of sharing my juice. I was mad because you didn’t ASK to have a sip of my juice. You can’t just take things from people without asking. You have to ask first. But that is what I was trying to say…
Toni: Oh… you are right… I was wrong. Sorry. I should have asked first.

Genius…

(Here is Munch plotting my demise)

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One Response to I Have Met My Match (and she will destroy me)

  1. olgadavidson says:

    The Munch nailed it. Um……is this point of view news to you (asks your mother, who seriously objected once at having every scrap of toilet paper and kleenex dissappear from her house because someone (whose name will not be mentioned) could not have been bothered to get her own supply). Besides, a mother polishing off her childs juice is not the way starving mothers act with their children unless they are truly dehumanised by starvation, as in North Korean prisons. So that was a weak argument. You need to up your game. She is only four years old. What will you do when she is fourteen?

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