There are obvious discrepancies when it comes to how male and female sexuality is perceived.  Men are studs when the plug up a lot of chicks, and women are sluts if the get plowed too often.  (I guess they should just let their snow build up?)  We applaud men for the same behavior we shame slutty girls for.  Miley Cyrus is chastised for gyrating with a foam finger, and rather than getting her a tetanus shot, we disgrace her for licking tools.  But we sing along to Jay-Z rapping “give me that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff” like its totally normal?

But you know what? Every interesting woman goes through at least one slutty phase in her life.  I know I went on a Whore Tour 1996 and then regrouped again in 2008.  The only time I am judging another woman for being slutty is when I am not getting any.  But when I am in a slutty way, I am like “hey girl… lets slut it up together!”   So ladies lets not condemn other females when they are feeling saucy!  Let them have their moment!

And who are these guys hating on slutty girls?? Talk about shooting yourself in the balls.  If it weren’t for slutty girls, then you would never get laid and would have nothing to masturbate too!

I have a plan to end slut shaming once and for all.  It is like a modern day Lysistrata.  For one whole year, no slutty behavior – no slutty clothes, late night blow jobs, provocative dancing.  None of it.  All the sluts just take year off.  Relax.  Develop a new skill.  Learn a language.  I guarantee that after that 12 months both men and women will be celebrating the sluts of the world because they make it way more fun and give us prudes something to talk about.