Hi!

My birthday is tomorrow! Will you send me positive quantum physics energy? I am feeling needy.  I yearn for your love! Give it to me! It is not enough.  MORE!

Is it me, or does your birthday make you feel really self-involved?  You have this one day that is all about you, but thinking about you too much will make you sort of want to choke yourself.  But not in a fun sexy way.  Although thinking about me is my favorite pastime, it is also really bad for my self-esteem.

Let me know if you have any good ideas that I should do on this day celebrating my first breath on earth.  I need to take my mind off of me, so I can have more fun being around me.

So think about me tomorrow okay? You know I will be!