An Inappropriate Story

Gather around for inappropriate story time!

The other day I had to take a shower, and The Munch said she wanted to take one too. We were pressed for time, so we decided to just take one together.

Now, my child is 3 feet tall and my legs are about 3 feet long. That means her eye level is exactly at my pelvis.

In the midst of the shower, she turned around to face me.

Munch: Mom, are you peeing?
Toni: No – that’s just water.
Munch: Oh.

The Munch then took her hands, and cupped my crotch water. She gathered the water as it cascaded off my hair, like one would off a waterfall.