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Not My Proudest Moment

Lately I’ve been feeling overwhelmed by life. My plates too full, and I’ve been on the grind – burning the candle at both ends because I’m busy as a beaver that doesn’t even have time to get waxed. Frowny face.

When things get hectic, I tend to get in this manic state of rushing through life trying to get everything done. This chaotic energy makes it impossible to relax when it’s finally time to unwind at night. Rather than doing what normal people do… ie sleep… I stare at the ceiling sweating while wondering if my life will ever have any meaning. It’s not as peaceful as it sounds.

The other night I was particularly anxious and thought, “Hey, maybe if I smoked some pot I would loosen up.” Because that is what grown ups do with their feelings – stuff them deeper inside so they eventually get colon cancer.

I took a few hits and settled in to watch an old Saturday Night Live (when it was good) and within 20 minutes my body started to liquefy. My cells were so relieved to not be drowning in floods of stress hormones that all systems shut down.

I was suddenly so tired my eyelids officially protested opening. My lashes clasped together like multi-racial hands in the face of a police barricade at a political rally. So I decided to concede to my body’s desires, and get up to go to bed.

I stumbled into the kitchen to turn off the lights and then suddenly remembered I had cheesy crackers – THAT ARE FUCKING DELICIOUS WHEN YOU ARE STONED. Yet as much as I wanted to satisfy my munchies and mow down, my eyes still refused to open.

So I did want any responsible adult would do. I ate an entire box of cheesy crackers standing up with my eyes closed.

(Good thing I didn’t see the bag of cookies… or I would still be standing there eating those too)

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3 Responses to Not My Proudest Moment

  1. Laszlo Nagy says:

    I am to be blamed for your bad week … the mania came from me .. but only blame me for this week because most weeks manic mania stays here. But all these things beg the question, why are we manic? Like why the fuck are we both so manic? I am going to provisionally treat it as a gift. BTW you have 15 messages from me on FB asking you to be a New Jack Hustler for me.

  2. Emily says:

    Look on the bright side….at least you were high! I’ve had those moments in my right mind and with my eyes open.

  3. Andrew says:

    The beauty here is that you were able to reduce your life to a single moment…and be blissful. I’d be proud of that!

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