Massaging Mommy

When contemplating having babies, I bet a lot of people think of all the sacrifices they will have to make. Guess, what? It is true. You have to make a lot of sacrifices. But recently I started thinking of some pretty creative ideas to make our relationship more symbiotic.

Making a game out of doing things for me.

The first one I am working on is massaging mommy. I give her a demo… you know… show her the pressure points… and then encourage her to try on me. Sure, she needs to work on dexterity and the strength of her hands, but I figure this is just the beginning training years and with enough practice soon enough she will be a pro.

“How is this?”

“More elbow grease? Okay… how about now? How is this? Am I getting the right spot?”

“What?? I have to do your back too??”