I just spent the last hour looking at a white piece of paper… so that happened.
Toni: “Much I don’t know what to write about. What should I say?”
Munch: “Nothing.”
Toni: “But I have to write about something! What should I do?”
Munch: “Jump up and down.”
Toni: “Okay….”
Munch: “I am jumping so high. Look at the light because I am jumping! The light is jumping too!”
Toni: “Munch this isn’t helping me though.”
Munch: “Mamma look at the sunset. Say hello to him. But you can’t see his face.”
Toni: “Hell sun, I wish I could see your face.”
Munch: “No you don’t want to see his face. You want to see the moon’s face. But you have to wait.”
Toni: “Okay fine. But Munch, help me. What should I write about?”
Munch: “I don’t know. If you go upside down like this it will be so silly. I can go upside down, and then other side up and everything is so funny huh?
Toni: “Yeah you are right about that.”
Munch: “Well that sometimes happens. But that is okay. Because the cat is very angry. And that baby is so shy. She is fine playing over there, but she is touching the mirror and hugging the mirror. But not putting her face on it. She puts this over here, and up higher over here, and then it drops down and she says ‘oh no.’ She is too heavy, but she still wants to pick me up with her stroller. Pick it up and carry it. And tomorrow I will take her to the park. And what is that? I think it’s a bee. It’s a pretend bee. It’s not a real bee. Just pretend. And the bee will kiss all the flowers. But it won’t sting me because it is not summer. And baby has socks, and she is lying down and says to the cat meow. Meow. Meow. Meow. See you later mirror. Mamma, you should do that. And then you will have so much to say.”
Toni: “Okay I am going to try that.”
Munch: “Mamma you are not doing it right… you have to get really close to the mirror but don’t touch it with your face. But I want to come with you.”
Toni: “Inside the mirror?”
Munch: “Yeah, but I need my Hello Kitty bottle and my sunglasses.”