- So you could pick your nose without shame
- If you really wanted something, throwing a tantrum would be a viable option towards getting it.
- You get carried around whenever you are tired.
- When you fart, people make up pet names for it rather than saying “ewwww gross, go do that outside.”
- So you could cry in the middle of the store if you wanted cookies.
- Getting sleep is a major priority to everyone around you.
- If you take off your pants in public people think it’s cute rather than offensive.
- To be able to go around with food on your face and no one would consider you a slob.
- So jumping would seem like fun rather than annoying exorcises.
- So I could swing on a swing and not want to barf into my hands.
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