10 Reasons Never to Grow Up

  1. So you could pick your nose without shame
  2. If you really wanted something, throwing a tantrum would be a viable option towards getting it.
  3. You get carried around whenever you are tired.
  4. When you fart, people make up pet names for it rather than saying “ewwww gross, go do that outside.”
  5. So you could cry in the middle of the store if you wanted cookies.
  6. Getting sleep is a major priority to everyone around you.
  7. If you take off your pants in public people think it’s cute rather than offensive.
  8. To be able to go around with food on your face and no one would consider you a slob.
  9. So jumping would seem like fun rather than annoying exorcises.
  10. So I could swing on a swing and not want to barf into my hands.

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