I find these things to be pretty gross…

• The sound of smiling
• Watching someone yawn
• Listening to someone eat when there is no other noise to distract you from their mouth manipulating food
• Sex
• The amount of germs embedded in your cell phone
• The fact that we breathe in skin cells with every breath we take
• Whatever that black stuff is that collects under your nails
• The thought of milk and orange juice mixed together
• The fact that we use paper, and paper alone, to wipe our shitty assholes and then consider them to be clean
• The polls at a strip club
• The resemblance of cottage cheese to the birth cheese that covers your newborn
• Small talk