I am sure that you are aware that my boobs are attached to me. They are part of the overall being that is Toni. I am not sure The Munch comprehends this. The way she treats my boobs seems like she is not making the connection that they hang off of me. It is like she has her own relationship them, separate from her relationship to me.

For example, she talks to them when she is upset. It doesn’t matter what my face says to her to try and console her. She doesn’t want anything to do with my face. But when she gets to my boobs, she tells them everything! I am like “Uhhhhh… I am right here! I can hear you? You aren’t even talking behind my back.” But she doesn’t care what face is saying, she just goes right ahead and gossips to my boobs about what a jerk I am for not letting her put my phone in her mouth.

Maybe my face can’t compete with my boobs because food doesn’t come out of my face. Maybe if cupcakes spewed from my nose I would have a whole lot more friends?