You want to hear something hilarious? The Munch calls me “The Mama!”

At first I didn’t understand the significance because I was too busy thinking about if breastfeeding has damaged my boobs, but once I decided they were still pretty fantastic I realized I should probably pay attention to the world around me… especially because my friend Emily was talking to me.

“Isn’t that funny that she calls you The Mama? That she gives you an article?”

“Oh wow, I have never noticed that before.” But you know what I did notice? Emily’s cute yoga pants. Once I thought about it for second I almost barfed at the significance. Okay fine, I almost barfed because I was feeling chubby, but I did think it was pretty profound because I always write about her as “The Munch.” Mind you I don’t call her “The Munch” to her face because I am not Homer and she doesn’t need an epithet so I only say “Munch…” but the fact that she calls me “The Mama” makes me feel like we are so connected in the quantum universe!!!!!! As if somehow she knows that in my online world she is The Munch so I must be The Mama. Amazing right?