How does the universe work?  The big bang theory has always confused me because it is really hard to conceive what was going on before the creation of the universe, and what will be going on after it is done? And what was the spark that changed everything?

Okay, so at one point there was nothing, and then there was suddenly something.  But how did something come from nothing?  And what does nothing look like? What is the nothing that sandwiches the existence of the universe?

Ahhhhhhhh! It makes me so uncomfortable!  But then I had this thought that brought everything into perspective.  What if space… dark matter… the substance between the stars… what if that is like a vagina? And the big bang was like a wad of sperm shooting up into that cavernous expansive space.  One explosive orgasm from the divine dick.  And then that space, like the insides of the vagina took that sperm and created life.

And just as the universe was born, it will die.  And maybe the same place the universe goes when it dies is the same place we go when we die, just waiting around for another cosmic fuck.