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• Please Distract Me From World War 3

  

  I think we all know that the whole Miley Cyrus debacle is mainly a distraction from the pending doom of WW3 and what is happening with the Syria crisis.  This looming chaos makes me want to scratch myself until I bleed.  There will be a lot of cascading consequences if the US attacks Syria.  When I think about this too hard I want to pick my scabs and listen to The Cure and forget any of this is even possible.

  I decided I would read a bunch of articles about Syria because it is important to keep myself abreast on these issues.  But after today I think I am more of an ass-woman. Every thing I read made me sweat and squirm in my chair.  Head lines like “U.S Attack Would Spark ‘Ball of Fire in Whole Middle East’ Syrian Official Warns” is pretty fucking terrifying.

  After an hour of “educating myself on the issues” all I wanted to do was read articles about what black lesbian dog owners with adoptive parents thought about the VMA’s.  I felt so powerless and wanted to distract myself with frivolous media.  Does anyone know if Jennifer Anniston is pregnant with a litter?

  This whole idea that war will end war is beyond absurd to me at this point.  Killing more people doesn’t address the root causes of why people are killing each other.  It is baffling that we spend so much money on warfare rather than saving the environment that we are destroying at an alarming speed, or distributing resources and wealth so there isn’t this massive discrepancy between nations.  I wish aliens would attack us so we would finally figure out that we are one HUMAN race on one PLANET earth and we need to protect the totality of our livelihood and home by cooperating.

  There are too many nuclear bombs and too much access to chemical warfare to be fucking around.  This isn’t the days where men battled face to face and the combat only affected those on the field.   Modern technology is fucked up and incredibly destructive to every living being on the planet.  Why do we have to wave our big dick weapons around still? Yeah, I get it… you all have big dicks and murderous weapons.  Great. Very impressive.  How about we focus on the bees dying or starving children instead?  I know when you break it down all war is motivated by money and the economy, but can’t we remember that money is just green paper? A mass illusion we introduced into the consciousness, and we are the only ones that give it value? Is this a real reason to become extinct as a species?

  As much as I want to know what is going on, I also would rather twerk my way into a mental oblivion.  What can I do that is going to do to make an impact on a system that is governed by its own agenda?    I think I am going tweet president Obama “Hey, I think chemical warfare sucks, but so does World War 3” and consider that my activism for the day and go back to watching MTV?  Sometimes I think having your head up your ass is the best approach.

  

   

  (Here are some links to make you want to vomit in your hands)

  http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/08/24/u-s-attack-would-spark-ball-of-fire-in-whole-middle-east-syrian-official-warns/

  http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57600101/fearing-a-u.s-strike-syria-warns-of-global-chaos/

  http://www.infowars.com/syria-well-strike-israel-if-us-attacks/

  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-23845800

   

  August 28, 2013 • Current Events, Environmental Impact, Political Banter • Views: 4619

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• Twerking Boot Camp

  

  Miley Cryus is getting a lot of attention for her performance at the VMA’s where she was twerking in her underwear, and mock finger-banging her self with a giant Styrofoam hand.  The prevailing sentiments seem to be that Miley was being slutty, a bad role model for girls, boring, indecent, over-sexualized, immature, whorish, etc… but you know what? Everyone is talking about her and that is probably exactly what she was looking for.

  People may think that Miley Cyrus was exploiting herself, but she was also exploiting culture.  She is pandering to the fact that when girls do scandalous sexual acts people pay attention.  Wayyyyyyyyyy more so than when they do intelligent but understated ones.  Take for example how I will scroll down my Facebook feed and see a picture of a sweet teenage girl with glasses and a shy smile with a caption that reads “young high school student develops alternative fuel using only dust bunnies and scientific genius.”  Maybe 4 people will “like” it and one comment will read “nifty.”  But Miley Cyrus dry humps a grown man on stage while dancing like a stripper and it’s national news. And to be fair, no one is shitting on Robin Thick for being a pervert so the hypocrisy is evident there.

  Even if her actions were disturbing, they are still effective.  She is a sexy girl and wants people to notice her, so she does outrageous and sexy things.  It is a formula that works. Miley is not the first, and she wont be the last to use this strategy.  She wanted to shock the world with her daring activities and she knew that would keep her relevant in the media. Mission accomplished.

  But the truth is being provocative just isn’t that provocative anymore.  We have seen it all. Unless Miley Cyrus ejected a goat fetus out of her puss and then ate it, I am kind of numb to it all.  In a way we probably all are.  And thanks to the porno culture that dominates our western sexual-psychology it is easy to be jaded and unimpressed.

  The question isn’t “why the fuck did Miley do that,” because I blame her publicist and manager more than her.  They are grown ass adults who know better, and Miley (at 20 years old) is still developing her frontal lobe.  Maybe they should encourage her to work on her artistry more than her ass gyrating.  Like improving her singing and dancing capacities.  My question is more “why the fuck society doesn’t have the same fascination with smart women as they do with slutty ones?”  There are plenty of respectable and intelligent role models for girls out there, but they are not the ones being exposed to the mass public.  So what is the solution?

  And here it is.   I am going to start a non-profit called “twerking for smart chicks” where I teach those who are trying to be admired for their brains and accomplishments to learn how to twerk.  Twerking is hard on the thighs, so they will have to do a lot of training.  But through my twerking-boot camp these girls will soon get the recognition they deserve!

  

  August 27, 2013 • Current Events, Musings, Women's Business • Views: 6821

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