In the animal kingdom the males are the prettiest and flashiest of the species. The peacock for example with his shiny feathers and ostentatious tail is by far more magnificent then the female who is gray and brown. Male animals have to perform intricate dances that rival Michael Jackson, sing songs that make James Brown look prude, and have Vercase plumage in order for the women to desire them. It is the male’s responsibility to attract a mate.
So how come all a human male has to do to get laid is buy you a beer and text a picture of his boner at 3am?
In our species it is the women who are expected to preen, polish and paint themselves. Men are considered sexy with scruff on their face, messy hair, and rumpled clothes. But a woman should not only manicure her nails, toes, and pubic area, but also decorate her face with semi-toxic dyes, have hair as shiny as a horse’s mane, be thin enough to see her tendons, as fashionable as runway model, and of course make it all look effortless.
Why are the women doing all the hard work to attract the men? Isn’t having a vagina enough?
I know a lot of women want to look good for themselves and not just for the men they are trying to seduce, but I still think there is something backwards going on. But since I have hatched a daughter into this world, I am fully aware that these pressures are going to be affecting The Munch just as they do every woman.
So I would like to be able to help her figure this all out. It is not like you have to look your best everyday, but more just good enough to feel appealing. You can seriously waste you life grooming, so the key is spending as little time as possible. I think this is best accomplished by a great smile, a good attitude, and killer accessories.
I am pretty sure Munch has got it going on….