Have you ever had a roommate that is totally inconsiderate and makes you wonder if they were raised in a barn? You think maybe you are on a secret surprise reality TV show as your roommate from hell does things that would make Ghenghis Khan blush. That any moment Ashton Kutcher will pop out of your closet to tell you that it is all a prank. You wonder what you did to deserve living with someone that has no concern for your things, and why they don’t pick up on your passive aggressive attempts to get them to notice what a better roommate you are.
• Every time you are eating something they want a bite
• They never clean up after themselves
• They have never do any of their own dishes
• They harass your dog by poking it in the nose
• If you are trying to sleep, they obnoxiously wake you up
• If they spill something they leave it for you to take care of
• They go through all your things and never put them back
• They never have ANY money and you end up paying for EVERTHING
• They don’t pay rent
• They use your toothbrush without asking
• They sleep all day
• They don’t work
• They are always at the house and never give you any alone time
• They shit their pants and expect you to clean it up
Granted… my roommate is only 1… but seriously… were you raised in a barn Munch?