August 28, 2014 • Views: 42
The problem with good things is that they leave us wanting more. If I have a bite of delicious cake … I want
August 27, 2014 • Views: 150
Okay. So I totally fucked up. But it’s not totally my fault. It is also nature’s fault… and global warming… and
August 26, 2014 • Views: 131
Hi. The world sucks. Everyone is a total asshole. We might as well just flush our heads down the toilet because that is
August 26, 2014 • Views: 261
I don’t know about you guys, but I had a lot of independence as a kid. Maybe my parents were quasi neglectful, or
August 25, 2014 • Views: 157
Every generation looks at teenagers and thinks they are corrupted by modernity. It is natural to glorify your own
August 22, 2014 • Views: 182
Walking is like cocaine. Seriously it is. It releases the same endorphins, and stimulates the same of the brain that
August 21, 2014 • Views: 181
James Foley was a courageous man who knowingly risked his life for the pursuit of the truth. He wanted to expose the
August 20, 2014 • Views: 203
When you bring your child into a public space, there is a pretty good chance that someone might overhear your
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I agree with Laszlo. Saturdays were "weak" days when you could eat weak cereal and watch cartoons (and we got...
Toni this is why you need to have an indulgence day. Say it were Saturday. You could say "Munch, it is not Sat...
But what am I going to do with all this yellow squash!...
Oh my God, don't start me on these ridiculous overprotective, helicopter parents! You used to take the subway ...
Toni Bologna is a writer who composes many text messages and answers most emails. She currently lives in New Hampsha where she is raising hell and the spawn of her loins.
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