October 20, 2014 • Views: 77
You know what blows? When you are really excited for something to happen, and it doesn’t go down the way you
October 15, 2014 • Views: 258
Most of adult life is spent getting out of plans with people. We say “yes” to something we feel obliged to do, yet
October 14, 2014 • Views: 191
Going somewhere alone always feels semi daunting because I have to figure out how to impress people enough to make them
October 8, 2014 • Views: 243
I never had any talents as a kid. Wait – let me reframe that. I never had any cultivated talents. I could do some
October 6, 2014 • Views: 268
I think I would be a really bad dominatrix. I am sure I would look pretty decent in the getup because black latex is so
October 1, 2014 • Views: 309
I do not take “no” for an answer. If I am trying to get a something done and people say “no” to me – I
September 29, 2014 • Views: 415
As a lady, one thing I am not supposed to talk about is farts. I am not sure why they are so taboo for a lady to do.
September 24, 2014 • Views: 290
Even though I love the shit out of my kid, being “the mom” can sometimes seriously suck. Whenever The Munch is
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I think $100,000 dollars should be allocated for the rental of a house with you, Krissie, Julianna, Marta, Ilo...
Thanks for making me laugh so hard that I peed a little. I love this post!!! I am also bubble-butt psyched tha...
This is pretty amazing. I think it is a minor miracle that she is even able to be in there with you when you d...
Wow! This is pretty amazing. She is so intelligent and so are you. Aren't you glad she was not playing "All ab...
Toni Bologna is a writer who composes many text messages and answers most emails. She currently lives in New Hampsha where she is raising hell and the spawn of her loins.
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