September 18, 2014 • Views: 109
Kids these days are waxing off their public hair so their genitalia looks like Daddy Warbuck’s head. Ripping out
September 15, 2014 • Views: 250
When someone is an asshole to me, my initial reaction is usually “Wow you really suck salty scrotums. I hope you
September 10, 2014 • Views: 404
So I watched the promo video for the new Apple iWatch and now I want to abandon all my modern belongings, strip myself
September 8, 2014 • Views: 166
Sometimes I ask myself, “What is going to stop men from raping women or beating them within inches of their lives?”
September 4, 2014 • Views: 120
Have you ever wondered why we lick each other’s tongues? Kissing is one of those rituals that seems normal, but when
September 3, 2014 • Views: 191
A Columbia student, Emma Sulkowicz, has taken the experience of her rape and turned it into a performance art piece.
September 2, 2014 • Views: 215
It used to annoy me when parents would bitch about celebrities being a “bad influence on their kid.” I would be
September 1, 2014 • Views: 278
Do you ever have those moments where you are like, “Wow… I am really embarrassed that just happened. Thank the
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I am a little confused about the Alien Landing pad. Would it have little flags? How would that work? Little br...
That is so funny...
Robert Emmett Kelly:
It's the Apple Watch not the iWatch. We of the Google Cult call it the A-Watch. It is very interesting that yo...
That fuckn bitch is crazy it really sickens bravo needs to remove that show n cps shud b called on her u dont ...
Toni Bologna is a writer who composes many text messages and answers most emails. She currently lives in New Hampsha where she is raising hell and the spawn of her loins.
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