November 19, 2014 • Views: 51
Now that it is winter, and I basically live in the open Tundra, I have had a lot more time to stare off into the
November 17, 2014 • Views: 267
My kid is privileged. Not like Kim Kardashian’s daughter North West or anything… she doesn’t have $100,000
November 12, 2014 • Views: 342
You guys… a photo of Kim Kardashian’s ass is breaking the fucking internet in half!! Why you ask? Because it is
November 10, 2014 • Views: 471
I am not sure why I feel compelled to tell this story. Maybe because I spent an ample amount of time watching Madonna
November 5, 2014 • Views: 278
Okay… so the GOP swept the house and senate. That happened. I do not consider myself a democrat because I believe
November 3, 2014 • Views: 280
If you have a vulva, you not only have to learn the ins and outs of tampon usage, but you are also expected to stand on
October 29, 2014 • Views: 349
I used to be strong. I had never been susceptible to peer pressure. I was committed to my convictions, and believed in
October 28, 2014 • Views: 688
I used to smoke a lot of pot. When I think about how much money I spent on 1/8ths of weed, I could have easily bought a
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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you! Play "Go fish" and treasure those moments because they are fleetin...
Tony, you have a deep soul so goes the Munch. Love, Ellen...
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You are doing everything right. You could read to her the Little Match Girl and other really sad stories about...
Toni Bologna is a writer who composes many text messages and answers most emails. She currently lives in New Hampsha where she is raising hell and the spawn of her loins.
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