October 22, 2014 • Views: 6
The most popular new fashion line for teenage girls is a brand called Brandy Mellville, where the clothes only come in
October 20, 2014 • Views: 144
You know what blows? When you are really excited for something to happen, and it doesn’t go down the way you
October 15, 2014 • Views: 268
Most of adult life is spent getting out of plans with people. We say “yes” to something we feel obliged to do, yet
October 14, 2014 • Views: 196
Going somewhere alone always feels semi daunting because I have to figure out how to impress people enough to make them
October 8, 2014 • Views: 247
I never had any talents as a kid. Wait – let me reframe that. I never had any cultivated talents. I could do some
October 6, 2014 • Views: 270
I think I would be a really bad dominatrix. I am sure I would look pretty decent in the getup because black latex is so
October 1, 2014 • Views: 310
I do not take “no” for an answer. If I am trying to get a something done and people say “no” to me – I
September 29, 2014 • Views: 423
As a lady, one thing I am not supposed to talk about is farts. I am not sure why they are so taboo for a lady to do.
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I believe the lovely, kind, interesting people of the world outnumber the rest. I would never say my dance car...
I think $100,000 dollars should be allocated for the rental of a house with you, Krissie, Julianna, Marta, Ilo...
Thanks for making me laugh so hard that I peed a little. I love this post!!! I am also bubble-butt psyched tha...
This is pretty amazing. I think it is a minor miracle that she is even able to be in there with you when you d...
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