September 29, 2014 • Views: 60
As a lady, one thing I am not supposed to talk about is farts. I am not sure why they are so taboo for a lady to do.
September 24, 2014 • Views: 207
Even though I love the shit out of my kid, being “the mom” can sometimes seriously suck. Whenever The Munch is
September 22, 2014 • Views: 281
There are a lot of things that we are supposed to say in order not to seem like total sociopaths. I am supposed to say
September 18, 2014 • Views: 219
Kids these days are waxing off their public hair so their genitalia looks like Daddy Warbuck’s head. Ripping out
September 15, 2014 • Views: 351
When someone is an asshole to me, my initial reaction is usually “Wow you really suck salty scrotums. I hope you
September 10, 2014 • Views: 461
So I watched the promo video for the new Apple iWatch and now I want to abandon all my modern belongings, strip myself
September 8, 2014 • Views: 202
Sometimes I ask myself, “What is going to stop men from raping women or beating them within inches of their lives?”
September 4, 2014 • Views: 184
Have you ever wondered why we lick each other’s tongues? Kissing is one of those rituals that seems normal, but when
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She is now going to tell all her little friends that her Mommy makes big smelly farts!...
Oh this was a good post. It made me go "yaaaah, is there a "sick mom" in gay couple families?", and "hahaha ba...
Why don't you squeeze some lemons, boil some water, mix it all together with plenty of raw honey and a very he...
That is so awsum Andre!! There is nothing like a Hungarian accent to spice up the south!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am gl...
Toni Bologna is a writer who composes many text messages and answers most emails. She currently lives in New Hampsha where she is raising hell and the spawn of her loins.
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