September 22, 2014 • Views: 122
There are a lot of things that we are supposed to say in order not to seem like total sociopaths. I am supposed to say
September 18, 2014 • Views: 141
Kids these days are waxing off their public hair so their genitalia looks like Daddy Warbuck’s head. Ripping out
September 15, 2014 • Views: 292
When someone is an asshole to me, my initial reaction is usually “Wow you really suck salty scrotums. I hope you
September 10, 2014 • Views: 426
So I watched the promo video for the new Apple iWatch and now I want to abandon all my modern belongings, strip myself
September 8, 2014 • Views: 174
Sometimes I ask myself, “What is going to stop men from raping women or beating them within inches of their lives?”
September 4, 2014 • Views: 135
Have you ever wondered why we lick each other’s tongues? Kissing is one of those rituals that seems normal, but when
September 3, 2014 • Views: 194
A Columbia student, Emma Sulkowicz, has taken the experience of her rape and turned it into a performance art piece.
September 2, 2014 • Views: 221
It used to annoy me when parents would bitch about celebrities being a “bad influence on their kid.” I would be
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Ah this is so bitter sweet and I can totally relate. That's how I felt about you. Treasure her. There is nothi...
Wait! Does Munch and her doll have matching sparkly pants? I want to join that club!...
I am a little confused about the Alien Landing pad. Would it have little flags? How would that work? Little br...
That is so funny...
Toni Bologna is a writer who composes many text messages and answers most emails. She currently lives in New Hampsha where she is raising hell and the spawn of her loins.
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