Toni: Hey, do you think you can hang out at my house tomorrow night after I put Munch to bed so I can go see my friend sing?

My Brother Laszlo: Hey, what about that video I sent you about aliens?

Toni: What about it?

My Brother Laszlo: Well, have you watched it yet?

Toni: No, but why don’t we watch it tomorrow night when I get back from my thing.

My Brother Laszlo: Or why don’t we watch it tonight?

Toni: Ummmmm…..

My Brother Laszlo: If I am going to do something for you, we are going to watch that thing about aliens right now!

And that is how I watched an hour long documentary about aliens and their role in the evolution of humanity with my brother.

I am probably giving you the impression that I don’t believe this shit.  That my brother is just crazy-pants, and I was placating him.  But I am kind of lying to you.  I am totally into aliens.  When I was 25 I saw this lecture on Youtube by a guy named Michael Tsarion who talked for 2 ½ hours about the mythology of aliens, Atlantis, ancient civilizations, and the evolution of human consciousness.  It was just him at a podium, with bad audio, bad lighting, and a ponytail.  But I watched the whole damn thing- and I wasn’t even high.

This is my thinking on these theories.  Why the fuck not?  It seems just as possible as the scientific explanation that we exclusively evolved from monkeys.  The reality of our evolutionary story is there is a huge fucking jump from semi-monkeyman to human being, which is called the “missing link.”  Meaning there is an absent step in our understanding that doesn’t explain the vast leap in advancement.  Terrance Mckenna believed the catalyst for this major progression was hallucinogens.  He calls it the “stoned ape theory” which is the notion that some of these monkeymen got high on mushrooms, and that explains this massive shift in consciousness.  Maybe?  I have done mushrooms and it is transformative – but I also don’t remember a thing about my trips. So maybe it was taking mushrooms that catapulted our evolution, or maybe it was aliens?

I am just saying it’s a possibility.  Our understanding the cosmos is so minimal it is comical. 96% of the universe is dark matter, and we don’t even know what dark matter is.  So even though a lot of what my brother and I watched was relatively absurd, like the story of how inter-dimensional immortal beings flew around on a Merkabah to shield our planet from the take over of negative energy, I could also get down with the idea that the 13 families who own 90% of the worlds wealth of decedents of aliens from mars who have are controlled exclusively by left brain consciousness and have no emotional bandwith.  Seems pretty reasonable to me.

* While I was out and my brother was staying in the house with Munch, I asked him to write an addendum to this blog so as to make sure I didn’t miss any pertinent details!

Laszlo Nagy : Martians and Atlantians collided. The Martians had time traveled to Earth as it existed in some past where the Atlantians existed as higher dimensional beings. The Martians had destroyed their old world. They were unable to completely subjugate the Atlantians, but the Atlantians were irrevocably changed. A Polar shift erased the memory of this hybrid culture. Nakals told people about stuff so that they had a step in evolution. Some unclear urgency existed that required the reaching of “Christ Consciousness” in 13,000 years as opposed to 100,000, so various sacred geometries were erected across the planet in order to shield it from bad energy.  Somewhere there were indestructible emerald tablets that says all this.