Here are some of the life lessons I have learned from The Munch

1)    If your tummy hurts, and someone is trying to give you peppermint tea to soothe it, insist they pour the tea into your belly button.

2)    If you want a bite of someone’s sandwich, demand that they hold the sandwich vertical.  Then proceed to bite as all the contents spill on the floor.

3)    If you don’t want whatever is in your hand, throw it.

4)    Someone else’s shirt is a great place to wipe boogers.

5)    If you are going to have a pretend conversation on a pretend phone, you still need some privacy.

6)    It’s a good idea to announce that you farted, even if you did so very loudly and thus obviously.

7)    You should listen to songs that you like 13 times in a row regardless of who are in the car with.

8)    A guinea pig is a confusing animal.

9)    Much like a computer, or phone… if a bug is dead, you should be able to charge it.

10)  The best way to insert yourself into a conversation is interrupt and repeat yourself until you are acknowledged.

11) Eat popsicles for breakfast and tomatoes like apples.