My Favorite Conversations of 2012

Munch: “Mamma you going pee on the potty?”

Toni: “Yes Munch, I am?”

Munch: “Because you’re a big girl?”

Toni: “That’s right.”

Munch: “And you wear deodorant?”

Toni: “Yeah Munch I do.”

Munch: “Are you done peeing?”

Toni: “I am.”

Munch: “I want to get your toilet paper!”

Toni: “Okay.”

Munch: “Here I got it.”

Toni: “Give it to me.”

Munch: “No I want to do it, I want to pull it off.”

Toni: “Fine, now can I have that piece of toilet paper?”

Munch: “No! I WANT TO WIPE YOU! I WANT TO DO IT!”

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Munch: “Mamma you got boobs.”

Toni: “Yup, I sure do.”

Munch: “I have boobs too. See.”

Toni: “You are right, you do.”

Munch: “Mamma has big boobs and I have baby Munchee boobs.”

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Munch: “Mamma I am in the bath, but I am not going to wash my hair.”

Toni: “Okay Munch that is fine, we don’t have to wash your hair.”

Munch: “But I am going to wash my armpit.  But not my elbow.”

Toni: “Cool, sounds like a plan.”

Munch: “Yesterday, I waked up so early. I dropped my sticker.  My baby was crying, but she needed her bottle.  The snake goes sssssssssssss. The bear growls so loud! M is for Mamma.  I don’t like my boots.  They are so itchy.  I want to wear my party dress. But I don’t eat poops.  Can you get my some frozen grapes please?”

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Munch: “Mamma I want to do nana (breastfeeding)

Toni: “No way Munch, Mamma’s nanas are all done.”

Munch: “But I want to do nana!.”

Toni: “Munch no, they are empty.  No nana.”

Munch: “BUT I WANT TO DO NANA!”

Toni: “Munch, forget about it.  They are all done. Empty.  It will hurt Mamma. You don’t want to hurt Mamma right?”

Munch: “BUT I DO WANT TO HURT MAMMA!”

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Munch: “Mamma look at the moon!”

Toni: “Yeah it is so pretty.”

Munch: “It’s smiling!”