Corporate Take Over

Breaking news!!!! Our president is in bed with big business! Right now Obama is jiggling the balls of multinational corporations, petting the taint with his middle finger, and just ever so softly licking the tip getting ready to take it fully into his mouth.

Aren’t you so surprised?

The relationship between politics and business is so obvious it is almost comical, but in a sinister dark end of the world kind of way where you are laughing, but also crying.  All environmental regulations are really just words guys ruling the world say so they can keep fucking us in the ass without any lube and barely enough spit.

Even when you think you aren’t supporting big business, you probably are.  Oh you are brushing your teeth with Tom’s of Maine?  Well you might as well buy Colgate because that is who owns it.  Wow, you are eating a delicious organic granola bar?  Well why not eat some Kraft Macaroni and Cheese instead because that’s who acquired the company that made your favorite yummy num nums.

So many natural companies suffer the fate of being bought out by bigger companies because of investors wanting a pay out.  Countless news sources sell out for the same reason.  Big business has its tentacles in every aspect of our lives.  Big pharma companies that create all the medicines for your diseases are all invested in chemical/life science companies like Monsanto that cause them.  There is someone making money off of getting you sick, and then those same people make money from getting you better.

These companies buy politicians, control information, dictate legislation, deteriorate our health, and destroy the planet.  The banks that invest all YOUR money into these corporate giants keep getting government bailouts to flood the river of Wall Street with more and more blood money.

So okay people in power…. I get that you want to stay in power, that you want to keep making money for your secret societies and weird lizard like alien ancestors.  That is understandable.  But how about you take these shit shitty shit companies and give then all an eco-makeover.   You can still be your richy rich rich selves and have your masonic ceremonies, but the products you make can maybe not be toxic or cancer causing.  Perhaps you don’t have to suck ALL the oil out of the earth so the planet becomes a dried up raisin, and you can own all the alternative power.  We can stay minions… but we just want to survive.  Like keep living.  With water, and other things we need, like veggies that don’t have fish genes and Agent Orange in them.

Thanks.

  • http://WebsiteURL Laszlo

    Amen! I look forward to perhaps seeing Obama on the cover of Time Magazine more than Romney, but the divide and conquer strategy is such that basically the only way to rebel is to say “I know your an alien, but that don’t impress me much.” Just not to be fooled by false wars for God’s sake, not to spend a brain cell on them. But yes, to call them out!