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Adventures with Om Gal
Yesterday I went on blind-friend-date. It was just as nerve racking as a regular blind date, expect I was pretty sure this girl ...
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You are not pretty
I know evolved people are not supposed to look outside themselves for gratification or approval. My self-esteem is my own responsibility. Emotionally mature ...
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Being a Mom Sucks
Being someone’s mom is so hard. There are days when I say to myself, “holy shit, this shit is fucked.” There is so ...
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Nurse Me Back To Health
When I am sick I feel like a big baby. I just want someone to nurse me back to health. Is that too ...
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I can’t feel my hands! Oh wait, have sex with them… now I can
The only time I ever notice my body parts is when they feel bad. If everything is working like it should, I don’t ...
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My Armpits Are a Political Statement
As a woman, shaving your armpits is actually a really big deal. It is like the hair under your arms is a metaphorical ...
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Hello World, I HAVE SHINGLES!
Holy crap, I have shingles. Yes. I HAVE SHINGLES. ON MY FUCKING FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!! You maybe me wondering to yourself “would I look better ...
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Rape Me At Your Own Risk
I was recently alerted to this anti-rape device called Rape-aXe. It is kind of like having a vagina with teeth, which although could ...
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Holy Crap My Fur Burger Needs Plastic Surgery!!!
According to plastic surgeons all over the world my vagina is an unholy mess and needs to be fixed with plastic surgery! I ...