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Birth Control Makes You a SLUT!

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Birth; the most magical element to life we humans want to control it.  Do you want to know why?  Because babies and kids can be really annoying that is why.

There are a lot of questions when it comes to birth control that can never be answered.  I personally cannot deny the spiritual aspect to conception and would never claim to know the initiation of the soul.  My hunch is that a wad of sperm shooting through a vag canal on a quest to create life is mystical act… but whether that sperm is trapped in a penis rain coat, or blocked by hormones, that is up to the people wiggling around with their genitals connected.  Just because you want to hump, doesn’t mean you want a bump.  (Ummmm trademark!)

Rush Limbaugh’s comments regarding women and birth control are obviously demented, but what is most depressing is that he is not alone in his thinking.  He obviously felt so justified by his opinion that it didn’t even occur to him to perhaps censor his misogynist beliefs.  It was almost as if he had to be told after the fact that you don’t say those things in public, but only in private to your buddies while standing around in your towels at the gym comparing methods on how to best shave your testicles.

And I don’t get why he says “slut” like it’s a bad thing?  Who are all these guys sleeping with if not the sluts?

The fact that men are having such outspoken opinions about woman’s birth control is crazy town.  Men should be grateful that women are putting semi-poisonous substances into their bodies so guys can splooge without fear.  If anyone should be complaining about birth control it is women!  We are the ones who have to deal with the health risks!  Why don’t men take the birth control pills you whores…

This guy must get soooo much pussy

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  • http://WebsiteURL Emily

    I CAN HONESTLY SAY this might be one of my FAVORITE blogs you have ever written. You capture it all: the painful truth of reality, the elation of a fixed dream, humor, political parody and propaganda, and wisdom from the Native American tribes. THANK YOU!

  • http://WebsiteURL holly

    Turn this into a Huff Po article!

  • lizzie

    I concur with both of the above comments

  • http://allbeingsyoga.com David

    A sad specimen. The sadder part is that he gets paid millions to be asinine. Many people actually think he has something to say. In fact, he could stand as some sort of indicator of the state of our union. And… he shouldn’t wear stripes.

    I, too, concur with all of the above comments.