Barfy Baby

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What to do with a barfy baby? Last night The Munch had a little vomit fest before bed, and then a 4 am spew session. So I did what any responsible parent would do in the middle of the night with a sick baby. I put a towel over the chunks and went back to sleep.

This morning after I picked dried puke out of my hair I realized I was in a conundrum. I was supposed to drive 3 hours to upstate New York to go to a meeting because I am starting to work again, and I really did not want to flake out. Although The Munch had been ejecting various substances out her mouth during the night, she seemed kind of chipper when she woke up. I guess I would be too if I just lost a pound.

So do I bring her and hope for the best? Cancel? Go on a diet?

I decided to go for it.

Get this… I get there just in time, go to the house where I had arranged for a sitter, call the woman I am having a meeting with and guess what???? THE MEETING ISN’T UNTIL FUCKING SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM TWO DAYS EARLY!!!

Thank the universe I able to stay at my aunts farm until then. Sigh….

“Who cares if you screwed up the date. This place is the tits! Do you see that giant crazy animal behind me? What the hell is that anyway? Whoops… watch out for that barf!”

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