All parents think their child is a genius… I just happen to know mine is.

But every once and a while she will do something that will make me doubt the flawlessness of her hyper-supreme intellect. Like say, eat toothpaste for the majority of the morning, get her head stuck in the staircase banister, attempt to eat frozen dog poo, or put a ladybug carcass up her nose.

Then I realized that she is not only as smart as I think she is, but smarter! What she is actually doing is avant-garde, nuanced, Performance art. Bravo Munch. Bravo!

“Don’t you get it? This is obviously a commentary on censorship, its consequential effect as a mass silencing of integrity, and how it breeds a gluttonous generation of disempowerment. Duh!”