Supposedly everyone has a spirit animal. You know, like an animal that your spirit embodies. Most people talk about having a hawk, buffalo, ...
According to plastic surgeons all over the world my vagina is an unholy mess and needs to be fixed with plastic surgery! I ...
1) Baby wipes can work as impromptu armpit cleaner when deodorant wears off. 2) If you have to really pee and are stuck ...
Dear Diary, Woke up again in this primordial cage, the bars just high enough where I can’t catapult myself over. This crib of ...
I don’t mean to brag, but I know how to party. Now I do mean to brag, I look really good in hats. ...
I am sick of trying to look pretty in pictures…
Thanksgiving makes me think of genocide. I kind of feel it is demented to celebrate the initial symbolic meal where Native American’s embraced ...
A woman saying she is not a feminist is like a man saying he doesn’t masturbate. It just isn’t right. In a recent ...
“You and your kid are kind of annoying to be around.” Okay…. Not exactly what you want to hear someone say. Better than ...