New Year’s eve is this weekend, and it makes me feel how sobriety can really suck sometimes. I am going on three years ...
My birthday takes place during the lamest time of the year. Right between Christmas and New Years… today… December 29th. I never got ...
Sometimes being a mom bores the crap out of me. Technically, boredom is a symptom of the weak-minded because if I truly lived ...
I think I know why you aren’t supposed to offer babies drugs. They have no will power, zero self-control, and are super annoying ...
I hope everyone had a magical weekend! Mine sure was, if you call explosive diarrhea of the mouth and anus magical! Just kidding. ...
I never thought this would happen to me. I always thought things would be different. That somehow this wouldn’t ever be my problem. ...
What is the point of having a daughter if she won’t let you do her hair? Every time I try and put The ...
It is hard to believe that someone had to teach you not to crap your pants at one point in your life, but ...
Sometimes you have to test yourself to make sure you still got it. Whether that means, throwing a football as far as you ...